Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
