For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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