he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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