You work out of a Hotel?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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