glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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