i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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