spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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