I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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