Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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