You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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