I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
That's when you crack a 10am beer
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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