Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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