I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Fuck appropriateness.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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