dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
