I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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