I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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