Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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