Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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