Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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