READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
