Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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