I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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