There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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