Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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