Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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