just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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