I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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