I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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