What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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