PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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