Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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