dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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