Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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