I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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