my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do you have feelings for this penis?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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