I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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