Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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