There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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