Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just found puke in my bra..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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