Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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