where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just saw a hot homeless man
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
how does that bad decision feel?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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