Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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