Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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