i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
