He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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