Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
