Duck Duck Cougar?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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