yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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