forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
wow bdsm is so cute
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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