i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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