Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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