I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
two words...techno handjob
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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