Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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