Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
