you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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