I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Panties = found
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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