But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tell her she can't have a vagina
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
